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The names JD, just keepin' it real :) ya diiiiiiiiig?

I'm a 20 year old dancing gamer, paty-like-a-rockstar MJ lover, 90's kid.

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Did tumblr just change on me?

All I did was refresh….

Fighting with my mom

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And now…tumblr is dead for the night lol

Peace off world, going to dream land!

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

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Story of my fuckin liiiiiiife!

Story of my fuckin liiiiiiife!

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Anonymous Asked:

Have you ever tried a Vampire Buffet? (Eating a girl out while she is on her period)

Once every month! But nah, that shit sounds nasty lmao

icaruses: airandangels: the best part for me is the utter shock of the server THIS CANNOT BE MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit  His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“ “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“ “If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“ “A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER” He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again. His life has been defined by this moment. This poor guy 

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

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Reblog if you’d like messages from a curious anon.

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